Confession Of The Umpire

 The June 12 anniversary was gradually becoming just another day to remember until last week when one of the principal players in the 1993 saga, Prof. Humphrey Nwosu, deemed it fit, fifteen long years after, to spice it up by making a clean breast of the fact that Babangida and Abacha juntas, including his scholarly self, did whimsically void the freest and fairest of elections in Nigeria's political history, and thereby presented a cogent reason why the teeming sympathizers of the cause across the country should hold that the day be marked yearly as democracy day.
Take it or leave it, Nigeria is a favoured country, and Prof. Humprey Nwosu is a damned lucky man. In fact, it wouldn't be an overstatement to say that it is a miracle for the two to remain intact till this day. Were it not so, how the heck would the political scientist's pre-publication stunt have been feasible without the elements of favour and luck running in their destiny? Definitely, it takes a nation that is not literally in flames to host a book launch of Prof. Nwosu's kind; and it takes a living man that has not been cut down by weapons of raging war to author a memoir of the Prof's type. And that is why methinks it is pertinent to put across the million-naira poser at this point that had Nigeria gone the way of Algeria, Kenya, Zimbabwe and the rest, and taking into account the country's populous national head count and her ethnic diversity, what would have happened to the Professor's dream of turning an author, talk less of his product's commercial success?
Prof. Nwosu should remain the most gratifying to the Almighty in that even though by the overwork and dexterously disingenuous acts of the controllers of instruments of propaganda in the likes of the Ofonagoros and the Chukwumerijes at the time, many lives were lost, arrests and incarcerations were made, yet the Prof. has reappeared from his hibernation to meet us stunned, brooding and recuperating from the recurring shocks resulting from the series of biased election umpiring, but alive to audience his book.
But while Nwosu has his scholarly eyes fixed on the proceeds of the book's publication, and true to his stock, there is the suggestive essence in the emergence of his work. The book which is the sum total of the author's experience, involvement, contributions, mistakes and opinions as the final arbiter then, as far as June 12, 1993 election is concerned, first has put June 12 beyond mere subject of controversy to a topic of historical fact; and secondly that the military in whatever garb and style has bequeathed us with one enduring legacy: the institutionalization of fascism in action while engaging in a process that is supposed to be democratic, but that has only remained so on the pages of a book.
Now, if the buck could be passed to Prof. Nwosu who with a broad smile has claimed to the effect that he was gagged with the nozzle of his despotic bosses' guns stuck to his head while the annulment was being executed, in the face of tyrannical circumstance in which he served, what then shall we not do to an umpire who has remained a major consistent tool in the hands of experts in the craft of managing election results in a supposedly democratic atmosphere?
Just this week, this other umpire, the current one at that, has come up with his own capitulation that the country's elections (and of course their results) have been anything but perfect. Mind you, he is not alone in this stance. Chief Obasanjo is with him. And for a serving umpire to admit his misdeeds to this extent, we will take his acknowledgement as a huge understatement!
In one stroke of blatant show of self-glorification, Prof. Maurice Iwu posited that he preferred to have a non-perfect election to having an anarchy that, according to him, has taken its toll or still doing do on countries like Kenya, Zimbabwe, etc. By this, our umpire does not seem to realize that a non-perfect election is a means to an end. And that is to say that anarchy results from a badly conducted election, or a non-perfect one, as he prefers to put it.
In other words, this goes to say that if Prof. Maurice Iwu is a true hater of anarchy, then let him choose the path of perfect, or even near-perfect elections in deed as demanded by established democratic norms and principles and shun casting aspersions on other nation's democratic process. It is high time we decided to get rid of the beam in our eyes before going for the splinter in the eyes of the likes of Zimbabwe.